There once was a man named Hirai,
To whom SCE had to say 'Goodbye!'
tomorrow he'll give us a taster,
By screaming 'Riiiiiidge Racer!',
Of how the next gen will make us cry.
Jack Tretton will take to the stage,
With his voice the sound of Beige,
The audience will boo,
He's terrible, it's true,
But, oh god, here comes David Cage.
We'll learn all about narratives,
With cycborgs drinking aperitifs,
The gameplay will blow,
Though the graphics will glow,
Ellen Page's performance lauded with superlatives.
These predictions could be neater,
We'll likely just see some betas,
But it could be worse,
To help it out of its hearse,
They could be re-launching the Vita!
Roses are red, Violets are blue
A PS4 reveal, it's finally come true,
Kaz on the stage, wearing the grin,
Almost makes me wish that he was my pimp.
With hands in the air and fingers to spare,
Mom, stop asking me to wash the dishes, I really don't care,
The conference is hype, my dream afloat,
Baby why not go in the kitchen and get me some toast,
Don't utter cause here comes Kevin Butler.
It's crazy and amazing, it is realit-ee,
I can't believe it, I really have to go and pee,
I don't so I keep on watching, OMG, there's GT, stop talking!
I drool and cherish every moment while Kratos kills men,
Look who comes up on stage, it's Jack Tretton,
I cry I live I die in just the first half,
And then I share the whole experience on NEOGAF.
Finally I go on GT to watch Geoff Keighly,
With a bag of Doritos on my Knee.
I ponder and wonder what's to become.
Oh yes, its over and done, because PS4 is here son.
Lol, I have no idea what I just wrote as I had to type it fast.
To whom SCE had to say 'Goodbye!'
tomorrow he'll give us a taster,
By screaming 'Riiiiiidge Racer!',
Of how the next gen will make us cry.
Jack Tretton will take to the stage,
With his voice the sound of Beige,
The audience will boo,
He's terrible, it's true,
But, oh god, here comes David Cage.
We'll learn all about narratives,
With cycborgs drinking aperitifs,
The gameplay will blow,
Though the graphics will glow,
Ellen Page's performance lauded with superlatives.
These predictions could be neater,
We'll likely just see some betas,
But it could be worse,
To help it out of its hearse,
They could be re-launching the Vita!
Roses are red, Violets are blue
A PS4 reveal, it's finally come true,
Kaz on the stage, wearing the grin,
Almost makes me wish that he was my pimp.
With hands in the air and fingers to spare,
Mom, stop asking me to wash the dishes, I really don't care,
The conference is hype, my dream afloat,
Baby why not go in the kitchen and get me some toast,
Don't utter cause here comes Kevin Butler.
It's crazy and amazing, it is realit-ee,
I can't believe it, I really have to go and pee,
I don't so I keep on watching, OMG, there's GT, stop talking!
I drool and cherish every moment while Kratos kills men,
Look who comes up on stage, it's Jack Tretton,
I cry I live I die in just the first half,
And then I share the whole experience on NEOGAF.
Finally I go on GT to watch Geoff Keighly,
With a bag of Doritos on my Knee.
I ponder and wonder what's to become.
Oh yes, its over and done, because PS4 is here son.
Lol, I have no idea what I just wrote as I had to type it fast.
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